SUCKER DJ

I was at a jam the other night
I was feeling real good so the feeling was right
I came to the party for a different kind of action
The next thing I know, I was doing the Michael Jackson
I was thrown off beat and my feet got fried
Sucker DJs just ought to be fired
He was flipping and a-snipping, even tried back cueing
Sucker DJ didn't know what he was doing
Then I said to my girls, "This ain't the place to be"
Half the fellas only came 'cause the ladies were free
So we left the place before the next cut was played
My girls said to me, "I'm glad we never paid"
So I called Marley Marl on the very next day
Then we cut a rap about the sucker DJs

See, to be a DJ, you gotta do your best
Have your own kind of style, not like the rest
No jumping up and down, spinning with your feet
'Cause the music that you play has to be on beat
So Marley Marl went down to take a test
To see who could cut up music best
They were all lined up and ready to spin
You could see in their faces that they wanted to win
Yes, Marlon took a test to become a DJ
He cut the music, went a-something this way
He cut the music with so much class
Them sucker DJs was a bust on the ass
And when the time was up, they just couldn't believe
What the man Marley Marl has just achieved
To get the people dancing on the wackest jam
'Cause Marley Marl is one hell of a man
So, to those DJs that think you're the greatest
Just stop, look, and listen 'cause you haven't heard the latest

So just listen, party people, while I got your attention
There's a few more things I'd like to mention
My name is Crystal, but they call me Dimples Z
Ain't a female in the world could rap like me
I got big brown eyes, holes in my cheeks
Hypnotize a rapper every time I speak
Yeah, I can make you fall in love if you give me a chance
I ain't talking 'bout sex or no kind of romance
It's my style, my charm, let me go on
It's how chilly I can be when it starts to get warm
Now, I'm five-foot-five, staying alive
In this world, Dimples Z will sure enough survive
With the robbers, the stealers, the cocaine dealers
The rapers, the stabbers, the pocketbook grabbers
The laughing, the crying, the living, and the dying
You're hired and fired, we're all getting tired
Of working and schooling when the other man is ruling
The pushers, the users, the drug abusers
The killings, not feeling, when taking penicillin
But I will survive, yeah, I will survive
Hey, I will survive 'cause I'm always chilling
And ready and willing to rock for y'all